The Land of New Zendikar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 23.838 billion New Zendikarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mind Sculpt City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Zendikarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Manas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,791 Manas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zendikar's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Zendikar is ranked 21,266^th in the world and 16^th in RGBN for Safest, scoring 113.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.